Post by odonnell on Sept 10, 2023 22:27:58 GMT -5
THIS IS FOOKIN' BULLSHIT!!!
All you hear is a loud obnoxious man yelling coming out of the Kayfabe Airline Terminal. As two security guards are making sure the man exits the terminal as he turns around you see the bright red hair and immediately know that it is "The Distinguished" CJ O'Donnell. He seems to be upset about something.
How da fook does someone lose someone's carry on? I can understand the luggage but a carry on ... you've got to be kidding me. I bet it was that old fugly stewardess who had that giant mole on her face with the hair growing out of it. She took it and hide it on me. Go ahead and ask her...
Neither of the two security guards really care about what CJ is saying. CJ continues to walk backwards completely disgusted.
You'll definitely be hearing from my attorney and you won't like what I have to say about your little company after I am done giving my yelp review.
CJ finally turns around and is in the center of the Lobby. He sees a huge mahogany desk and sees a bell on it.
Hmmm ... no answer. CJ looks around to see if anyone is coming towards him that works there. He doesn't see anyone so he decides to give it another try...
DING DING...
Still no response. Just as CJ is about to ring the bell for third time a giant hand comes into the picture and stops him. The hand itself it likes three times the size of CJ.
Jesus Christ ... No need to try and break my hand. I was just trying to get some service here...
I heard you the first time but I was resetting the router. Since all of you wrestlers showed up here. You have been nothing but a nuisance to the entire staff. You are nothing more than a bunch of prima donnas.
Can you let go of my hand ...
As the giant of a man let's go of CJ's hand. You see CJ squinting to read the name of the man who just grabbed his hand and almost broke it in half.
Listen Boris ... I need you to get the supervisor of the flight attendants down to this desk immediately. My carry on has gone missing and it has my lucky boots in it.
I am sure it was an honest mistake from another passenger on board that took it by accident.
I was one of only four passengers on board. No one was even close to where I was sitting. Plus why the hell wouldn't you guys serve alcohol on a flight?
Boris looks at CJ and before he can even answer O'Donnell goes on a rant...
And another thing why da fook would you hire such an ugly woman as a flight attendant. She couldn't even get my food right. I asked for a Swiss and Turkey and I got Ham and American Cheese. How can someone be that dumb and mess that up?
No need to insult our staff. Mister ...
Caleb James O'Donnell ... I am the one who has the penthouse suite.
Boris goes typing away at his computer as CJ continues to talk.
Also room service it is twenty four hours right?
I am sorry Mister MacDonald but everyone has the standard basic room. As far as room service goes we do not provide it. We want our guest to really have a great experience here so you can always visit the House of Sauce Restaurant, Ring Rust Cafe, Applebee's, Triple Deuce Cowboy Bar or the Rabbit Ranch.
WOAH ... it is O'Donnell ... not MacDonald ... and what do you mean no room service and standard rooms. This is complete nonsense. I want to speak to a supervisor or a manager. You are almost as dumb as that fugly female on the flight with that hairy mole.
And with those words Boris decks O'Donnell in the face. As CJ falls flat to the floor Boris comes out from behind the desk. He throws the room key on CJ's chest and walks away.
No need for the name calling and that woman you were talking about is my sister. Have a nice stay here...
As the camera fades in you see "The Distinguished" CJ O'Donnell sitting on the floor outside of Konfectionary Kreations Sugar Emporium. An ice pack is over his left eye from ...
I was lied to when I signed up for this event. This Is Awesome has turned into This Is Awful! I was promised that the staff would wait on me hand and foot and all they have done is given me grief.
Just then a very curvy woman walks out of the Konfectionary Kreations Sugar Emporium and it gets the attention of CJ. He tosses the ice pack to the side and begins to walk behind the female. Just then CJ sniffs the air and he smells something horrendous. He was too busy staring at the women in front of him and only caught the last part of what she said...
"I just really need a shower."
CJ smirks at both the females.
I can definitely help you both with those hard to reach places to clean.
Both women look at one another and then looks back at CJ. They both hold up their left ring finger showing their bling off. CJ shrugs...
I won't tell if you won't tell...
Both of these women look disgusted as they walk away and CJ is just standing their admiring them walk away.
Can this day get any worse?
CJ continues to walk own the corridor as he walks past the Ring Rust Cafe. A young male is standing outside in a black Ring Rust Cafe t-shirt.
Come on in and grab a bite to eat. You look like your hungry?
I'm good thanks I think I am just gonna take a nap.
OH MY GOD you are CJ O'Donnell. I can't believe it. May I get an autograph?
How much money do you have?
I have seven bucks.
Add a zero to the end of that seven and then maybe we can do business.
You really are a dick.
Yep I call it like I see them. Just make sure when I come down later for some food you don't spite in it or do something else. Who knows where your fingers have been...
O'Donnell continues to walk down the hallways and finally reaches his room. CJ looks up and sees that his room number is 13.
Just my "luck" ...
CJ opens the door with his room key and enters the room. He looks around and doesn't say a word. It may be a basic room but it has top of the line merchandise. He sees a nice king sized mattress in the room overlooking nothing but trees outside his window.
Seriously I have to look outside at a bunch of trees. Why couldn't I have been in Building 12 overlooking the swimming pool. I swear someone is messing with me here. Just wait until I get ahold of ownership. They will fix everything. I will get that stewardess fired. The big oof Boris fired. And that kid fired just because he asked for my autograph.
CJ sits down on the bed and it is very comfortable.
I think I am going to take a nap. Maybe when I wake up this nightmare of a day will be over...
CJ continues to walk around and it seems like they have completely shut down for the night. He walks across the Foot Bridge and into the Main Lobby.
How the hell is even House of Sauce Restaurant closed?
CJ can not believe what is happening to him. He is standing in the middle of the Lobby when he sees a big poster board that says ...
What DA FOOK happened to This Is Awesome ...You know what it doesn't matter. This is perfect because this is no longer about having to follow some leader around and follow his orders. This about being myself. It is about being the Last Man Standing. Be unapologetic. Come as you are and take no prisoners. If I want to be the last man standing then I need to embrace every obstacle. I have to trust the process because being broken down isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It makes you grow as a person and be ready for anything that is thrown your way. A wise man once said ...
So to all the competitors in the field bring your A game.
Doesn't matter if you are man or woman.
I don't care if you are a rookie or veteran.
I don't want to hear excuses.
I do not care if you are on my team or on the other team only one person can be the last man standing and there is no better person than _ME_!
With those words CJ O'Donnell finally cracks that sinister smile of his. Will he be the Last Man Standing? How many people will he cross to get the title of Last Man Standing? Will he be the most hated man here? Can anyone trust him? We are about to find out just what "The Distinguished" Caleb James O'Donnell has left in his tank...
How da fook does someone lose someone's carry on? I can understand the luggage but a carry on ... you've got to be kidding me. I bet it was that old fugly stewardess who had that giant mole on her face with the hair growing out of it. She took it and hide it on me. Go ahead and ask her...
Neither of the two security guards really care about what CJ is saying. CJ continues to walk backwards completely disgusted.
You'll definitely be hearing from my attorney and you won't like what I have to say about your little company after I am done giving my yelp review.
CJ finally turns around and is in the center of the Lobby. He sees a huge mahogany desk and sees a bell on it.
DING DING...
Hmmm ... no answer. CJ looks around to see if anyone is coming towards him that works there. He doesn't see anyone so he decides to give it another try...
DING DING...
Still no response. Just as CJ is about to ring the bell for third time a giant hand comes into the picture and stops him. The hand itself it likes three times the size of CJ.
Jesus Christ ... No need to try and break my hand. I was just trying to get some service here...
I heard you the first time but I was resetting the router. Since all of you wrestlers showed up here. You have been nothing but a nuisance to the entire staff. You are nothing more than a bunch of prima donnas.
Can you let go of my hand ...
As the giant of a man let's go of CJ's hand. You see CJ squinting to read the name of the man who just grabbed his hand and almost broke it in half.
Listen Boris ... I need you to get the supervisor of the flight attendants down to this desk immediately. My carry on has gone missing and it has my lucky boots in it.
I am sure it was an honest mistake from another passenger on board that took it by accident.
I was one of only four passengers on board. No one was even close to where I was sitting. Plus why the hell wouldn't you guys serve alcohol on a flight?
Boris looks at CJ and before he can even answer O'Donnell goes on a rant...
And another thing why da fook would you hire such an ugly woman as a flight attendant. She couldn't even get my food right. I asked for a Swiss and Turkey and I got Ham and American Cheese. How can someone be that dumb and mess that up?
No need to insult our staff. Mister ...
Caleb James O'Donnell ... I am the one who has the penthouse suite.
Boris goes typing away at his computer as CJ continues to talk.
Also room service it is twenty four hours right?
I am sorry Mister MacDonald but everyone has the standard basic room. As far as room service goes we do not provide it. We want our guest to really have a great experience here so you can always visit the House of Sauce Restaurant, Ring Rust Cafe, Applebee's, Triple Deuce Cowboy Bar or the Rabbit Ranch.
WOAH ... it is O'Donnell ... not MacDonald ... and what do you mean no room service and standard rooms. This is complete nonsense. I want to speak to a supervisor or a manager. You are almost as dumb as that fugly female on the flight with that hairy mole.
And with those words Boris decks O'Donnell in the face. As CJ falls flat to the floor Boris comes out from behind the desk. He throws the room key on CJ's chest and walks away.
No need for the name calling and that woman you were talking about is my sister. Have a nice stay here...
2 HOURS LATER
As the camera fades in you see "The Distinguished" CJ O'Donnell sitting on the floor outside of Konfectionary Kreations Sugar Emporium. An ice pack is over his left eye from ...
I was lied to when I signed up for this event. This Is Awesome has turned into This Is Awful! I was promised that the staff would wait on me hand and foot and all they have done is given me grief.
Just then a very curvy woman walks out of the Konfectionary Kreations Sugar Emporium and it gets the attention of CJ. He tosses the ice pack to the side and begins to walk behind the female. Just then CJ sniffs the air and he smells something horrendous. He was too busy staring at the women in front of him and only caught the last part of what she said...
"I just really need a shower."
CJ smirks at both the females.
I can definitely help you both with those hard to reach places to clean.
Both women look at one another and then looks back at CJ. They both hold up their left ring finger showing their bling off. CJ shrugs...
I won't tell if you won't tell...
Both of these women look disgusted as they walk away and CJ is just standing their admiring them walk away.
Can this day get any worse?
CJ continues to walk own the corridor as he walks past the Ring Rust Cafe. A young male is standing outside in a black Ring Rust Cafe t-shirt.
Come on in and grab a bite to eat. You look like your hungry?
I'm good thanks I think I am just gonna take a nap.
OH MY GOD you are CJ O'Donnell. I can't believe it. May I get an autograph?
How much money do you have?
I have seven bucks.
Add a zero to the end of that seven and then maybe we can do business.
You really are a dick.
Yep I call it like I see them. Just make sure when I come down later for some food you don't spite in it or do something else. Who knows where your fingers have been...
O'Donnell continues to walk down the hallways and finally reaches his room. CJ looks up and sees that his room number is 13.
Just my "luck" ...
CJ opens the door with his room key and enters the room. He looks around and doesn't say a word. It may be a basic room but it has top of the line merchandise. He sees a nice king sized mattress in the room overlooking nothing but trees outside his window.
Seriously I have to look outside at a bunch of trees. Why couldn't I have been in Building 12 overlooking the swimming pool. I swear someone is messing with me here. Just wait until I get ahold of ownership. They will fix everything. I will get that stewardess fired. The big oof Boris fired. And that kid fired just because he asked for my autograph.
CJ sits down on the bed and it is very comfortable.
I think I am going to take a nap. Maybe when I wake up this nightmare of a day will be over...
5 HOURS LATER
CJ wakes up and seems to be in a much better mood. He has a smile on his face but that smile quickly disappears as CJ opens the door to the room. It is pitch black outside. It is extremely quiet and you can hear a pin drop. CJ is walking down the long hallways and all he sees are lights off in everyone's room. Is it possible that CJ has slept into the wee hours of the next day. He walks past the Ring Rust Cafe and they are closed.
Are you kidding me? It was tops an hour nap. Who has it out for me to torture me like this?
CJ continues to walk around and it seems like they have completely shut down for the night. He walks across the Foot Bridge and into the Main Lobby.
How the hell is even House of Sauce Restaurant closed?
CJ can not believe what is happening to him. He is standing in the middle of the Lobby when he sees a big poster board that says ...
WELCOME TO LAST MAN STANDING
What DA FOOK happened to This Is Awesome ...You know what it doesn't matter. This is perfect because this is no longer about having to follow some leader around and follow his orders. This about being myself. It is about being the Last Man Standing. Be unapologetic. Come as you are and take no prisoners. If I want to be the last man standing then I need to embrace every obstacle. I have to trust the process because being broken down isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It makes you grow as a person and be ready for anything that is thrown your way. A wise man once said ...
It’s only after we’ve lost it all that we are free to do anything.
So to all the competitors in the field bring your A game.
Doesn't matter if you are man or woman.
I don't care if you are a rookie or veteran.
I don't want to hear excuses.
I do not care if you are on my team or on the other team only one person can be the last man standing and there is no better person than _ME_!
With those words CJ O'Donnell finally cracks that sinister smile of his. Will he be the Last Man Standing? How many people will he cross to get the title of Last Man Standing? Will he be the most hated man here? Can anyone trust him? We are about to find out just what "The Distinguished" Caleb James O'Donnell has left in his tank...