Post by J MONT on May 16, 2023 16:46:28 GMT -5
“NOW IS MY TIME. EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE UP TO THIS POINT IS JUST A WARM UP. THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.”
[One has to wonder nowadays what is bigger. The Minnesota State Fair or JMont’s ego? With 322 acre’s you would think the state fair would win easily, but with the way JMont has been acting recently, his ego is bigger then the giant head of Detlef Schrempf in NBA Jam for The Super Nintendo.]
[The Splat Network is holding The Calamity Chamber match which JMont is also taking part in and why not? He does what he wants and when he wants. Not even Chris Page has control of what JMont does. And it might be time for Mia to get more involved in the day to day operations of JMont because he double booked himself that same night. When JMont heard about the TIA Men’s Championship belt being available, he was one of the first men to step to the plate and declare he wanted in. TIA knew that they had to have JMont because wherever he goes, the HYPE follows. The RATINGS follow. And most of all, the MONEY follows. Now, on this special night, one of three things can happen.]
[2]JMont’s EGO gets bigger by winning one of the 2 matches, but he’s not happy about losing one of them.
[3]JMont’s EGO takes a worse hit than the 1987 stock market crash and not only gets eliminated from the Chamber Match, but he also sees someone else holding the TIA World Title right in front of him.
</ul>[If you are one of the fools who think Option 2 and 3 are going to happen, then you are dumber than Steve Sanders from 90210 who has to plagiarize a paper to pass a class. If you want to make some good money and upgrade your 1987 Geo Prizm to a 2023 Mercedes or Porsche, then bet on Option 1. JMont is on a mission and he is not letting anyone stop him or get in his way. 49 people? Get the fuck out of the way and out of my chamber. 4 men? There is a better chance of Thaddeus Duke’s Pittsburgh Pirates going to the World Series, then any of those men stopping me from adding another World Title to a Hall of Fame career.]
[Now shifting gears faster than Dominic Toretto in his 1970 Dodge Charger R/T. The Calamity Chamber match is going to be amazing and might be the talk of the show, but if JMont has anything to say about it, then the moment everyone is going to remember is when he is handed the TIA World Championship and puts it on his other shoulder, right next to his IIW World Championship. Double World Champion? JMont has done it before, and by god, he is going to do it again.]
FADE IN
[We see JMont as cozy as can be, and who wouldn't be when you can sleep the night away on an Alaskan King Bed. One of the few beds in the world today that fits the body of JMont. Standing 6 foot 5, there is extra legroom which makes all the world of a difference in comfort. And you would think with all this space that Mia would want to spread out and enjoy it. But NOPE! She is resting her head on his chest, hearing his heartbeat and yes you assholes, JMont has a heart, but only for certain people. While the beautiful couple gets their rest, there are only 2 things right now that could wake them out of their sleep. A crying BabyG or a cell phone.]
RING!!!
RING!!!
RING!!!
[Mia lifts her head, and reaches over JMont to get to the nightstand where both cellphones are. Of course, it’s JMont’s that is ringing and Mia grabs it. JMont has nothing to hide and doesn't even fight her when she looks to see who is calling. Now, if that was Austin Ramsey, he would have to hide the phone because once a cheater, always a cheater. Mia see’s its Cousin Giuseppe calling.]
Giuseppe: Hey cock head, wake up!
Mia: I definitely don't have a cock, and I am up now!
[You can only imagine the face of Giuseppe on the other end of the phone.]
Giuseppe: I am so sorry Mia. I didn't know you had his phone.
[You can hear JMont laughing in the background as Mia hands him the phone.]
JMont: Hey cock head, what's up?
[Mia is laughing now as she lays her head back on JMont’s chest.]
Giuseppe: I need a favor. I need help getting this new club up and running. I need to get furniture, pictures, new floors and so on.
JMont: I have the perfect solution for you.
[JMont leans down and kisses Mia. She just shakes her head but smiles.]
JMont: Mia will be there to help you out. And you do realize that this club is only 2 blocks away from the Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas right?
Giuseppe: Of course, I wouldn't have it any other way!
[The call ends as JMont throws his phone all the way to the otherside of the bed. He slowly starts to get up which means that Mia has to get up too.]
JMont: I'm gonna grab BabyG and hang with her today. Thank you for helping Cuzzo out.
Mia: You best believe I'm getting a cut from this club.
JMont: I know you're gonna wiggle your way into that percentage.
[Mia goes towards the bathroom as JMont goes down the hall to grab BabyG. As he approaches the room, the smile on his face is like one you rarely ever see on him. He sees BabyG and picks her up. You want to talk about a father-daughter combo that loves to be with one another, look no further than BabyG and JMont. He then leans down, and grabs the crayons with a coloring book. Looks like an arts and crafts day for them as they make their way out of the room and towards the kitchen. JMont tries to put BabyG in the booster seat at the table, but she grabs onto him with all her force. JMont gives up as he sits at the table with BabyG on his lap.]
JMont: Ok Gia, let's have some fun today.
[Gia reaches toward the crayons but they are too far away.]
JMont: Not yet Gia. We need to plan this out accordingly.
[JMont has a toddler coloring book for numbers, colors and shapes. A good way to start Gia off in the learning process.]
JMont: Ok Gia, I pulled out 5 crayons here. We have Gold, Blue, Gray, Red and Green.
[JMont opens the color book and the first page is the number 1.]
JMont: Ok Gia, out of those 5 crayons, I need you to pick the one that you think is the number 1 color.
[Gia reaches over and grabs………..]
GREEN
JMont: That’s my girl. Great choice sweetie.
[JMont gives Gia a big kiss on her cheek as that million dollar smile lights up the room. He then helps her by placing the green crayon in her hand and together, they start to color the number 1 in green.]
JMont: Nelly may think he is number 1, but he needs to get back to the country because JMont is number 1 and going to win that TIA World Title.
[JMont has to fight to get the crayon away from BabyG, but he finally wins the battle. He turns the page and the Number 2 is now showing.]
JMont: 4 colors left Gia, choose wisely.
[Gia reaches over and grabs the color blue.]
JMont: Not a bad choice Gia. I guess out of the 4 other people, Ricky would be next in line after me. I mean, it's the least we could do for him since i punched him in the face the other night at the Rabbit thanks to Austin #29. Ricky for Number 2.
[JMont once again helps Gia as they use the blue crayon and color the Number 2 in.]
JMont: Ok sweetie, we have 3 colors left. No Blue or Green.
[JMont turns the page as the Number 3 appears. Gia really doesn't like any of the colors that are left but she grabs the red one because she has a big heart.]
JMont: Interesting choice there but i'll never go against my daughter. We all know that Dionysus has no heart, but there is going to be some red in his life when……[JMont does the ear muffs over BabyG’s ears.] I shatter his nose with this right hand. [JMont lets off her ears and she looks at her dad with a face like she just missed something.] It’s OK sweetie, I just didn't want you to hear something gruesome, that's all.
[Once again, they color the number 3 in all red. Putting that crayon to the side, the pages turns again to the number 4. With only 2 choices left, Gia is looking at the Gold and Gray. Everyone knows the way to a woman's heart is gold and money, but Gia does the exact opposite. She went to the darkside and chose the gray crayon.]
JMont: WOW! Another shocker right there. Guess things are about to get gloomy in here.
[Gia looks up at her dad with a look that he has never seen before.]
JMont: Ok, i need to remind myself to throw away this gray crayon. I did not like this look on her face at all.
[JMont helps Gia as fast as possible color in the number 4. He then throws the crayon across the room and turns the page to the Number 5.]
JMont: Never do that again Gia.
[Gia smirks at her dad because she knows what she is doing.]
JMont: As much as you are daddy’s little girl, you have so much of Mia in you, that it's scary.
[Awwwww! Gia leans into her dad and lays her head on his chest. JMont is actually speechless and touched. Someone needs to get a picture of this right now.]
JMont: You are my angel Gia. A Blessing that changed my life for the better.
[Gia hears her dad, but is reaching over for the last crayon which is the gold on.]
JMont: Unfortunately for John Cable, GOLD will not be in his life. But if he signs up with Spectrum for the Triple Play Gold Package, he will get over 200 Channels for only 130 per month. That is the closest you will ever come to GOLD John.
[JMont and Gia, finish coloring in the number 5. That is now 5 colors and 5 numbers.]
JMont: We have learned a little today hun and had some fun coloring. But daddy has to get some business done. You made some great choices and I promise I will make them all come true for you.
[JMont gets up with BabyG and walks back towards the bedroom, where Mia is all ready to go.]
J Mont: Gia is a genius.
Mia: I know, she gets that side from me.
J Mont: Ummm, I beg the differ.
Mia: She is a mini me!
J Mont: You're just JELLY she is daddy’s little girl.
Mia: Watch this and you will see that she is my little princess.
[Mia extends her arms out towards BabyG letting her know that she wants her. But BabyG grabs onto JMont even tighter. She does not want to leave her dad.]
JMont: 1-0 Daddy!
Mia: You didn't let up on her. You held her too tight.
JMont: Fine. Watch this then.
[JMont puts BabyG on the floor, right in the middle of the 2 of them. Right away, BabyG crawls towards her dad and starts to grab his legs and perches herself up to her 2 feet. Now she is screaming to have JMont pick her up which he does.]
JMont: 2-0 Daddy!
Mia: As much as I want to be mad, I love how great of a father you are to her and how much she adores you.
JMont: I will never let either one of you down.
[JMont has to fight with BabyG so he can hand her off to Mia. Usually a handoff from the QB to the RB is easy. But not when it comes to the Mont family. Mia finally leans in and grabs Gia. Once she has Gia in her arms, she is OK. It’s just getting her away from JMont that is the hard part. As they exit the room, JMont turns back to being JMont.]
JMont: Damn, do fries come with that large shake?
Mia: Why don't you place the order, and see if it does!
[JMont laughs as they start to walk through the kitchen.]
Mia: I would have chosen the same color for Number 1 as Gia too.
GREEN
JMont: Everyone knows when it comes to Green and Number 1, there is only one name to associate that with.
Mia: Sauce Gardner on the Jets!
[Mia has done it again as she catches JMont off guard with her remark.]
JMont: I will score a TD on him with an Out Route.
Mia: I don't think even Tyreek Hill scored on him.
JMont: Tyreek is as tall as BabyG. Of course he can’t score on the Sauce.
Mia: Fine. You know it's you Daddy!
[As they get to the front door. JMont gives BabyG a big kiss again on her cheek and follows it up with a lip lock on Mia.]
JMont: Have fun and dont kill Cousin Giuseppe.
Mia: I promise I will have fun and I can't promise I won't kill him.
JMont: Good enough for me.
[As the door closes, that leaves JMont to himself. And when that happens, it's the thoughts that run through his head. Positive and Negative. Crazy and Good. JMont makes his way back to the kitchen and grabs the coloring book that he and Gia were using. He opens it up and rips out the 5 pages that they colored. He takes a seat at the table again. Looking at the colored number 1 which is GREEN.]
JMont: What sucks is that this is another match where I don't have to get pinned and I could lose. That seems to be the common theme in the wrestling industry. If you don't want J Mont to win, put him in a match that he cant get pinned and lose. But that can only happen so many times before I figure out a way to stop the madness. But this is not your ordinary 5 way match. It doesn't matter if I pin John Cable. I don't win. It doesn't matter if Ricky pins Tempest. He doesn't win. We are assigned to people like it's a school chemistry project. Except there is no love or bonding here. Everyone has a mission here and they need to execute it. I have 2 eyes like every normal human and I have one on Ricky and the other on Tempest. Not saying i dont give a shit out Cable or Dionysus, but pinning them helps others and not me. I need Ricky and Tempest to lose and I'm the FIRST ever TIA World Champion. Once again, you can say the odds are stacked against me because none of those 4 like me at all. What else is new? I'm hated, oh well. In reality, its just a big cluster fuck. But when the dust settles and the smoke clears, I can promise you that I will not let my little girl down. I will make sure after I win that I hang the green colored Number 1 on the fridge so she knows I did it for her.
[JMont looks over at the colored Blue Number 2.]
JMont: This one hits home a little. I have a lot of past history with Ricky. Good and bad, but mostly bad as he will say. I already know what Ricky is going to say about me. I'm an egotistical asshole. I don't care about anyone. I use everyone. I manipulate everything to work in my favor to make me look good. You sound like a broken record Ricky and I'm gonna have to be the FONZ and smack you in the head so you understand why I do everything I do. How many times do I need to apologize for walking out on you in FIGHT NYC? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Is that not enough Ricardo? Im to the point i dont give a shit anymore. You love to live in the past and not worry about the future. But I can tell you one thing about the future with you. Ashlynn won't be in it. She is just the flavor of the season for you. When you get bored and a new season comes around, I'm sure you will dump her and jump on the Carrie Underwood bandwagon. And I won't be surprised if you try to give Sahara another chance too. You're such a whore Ricky. I really think you have Chlamydia and you're hiding it from all the women because you are too scared to be alone. Just ALITTLETOOBIT scared of that thought Ricky. I already know what I need to do with you Ricky. If I make things HARDCORE, you're going to crumble. You can wear your heart on your sleeve, but I'm going to shatter it into a million pieces. Good luck putting that back together. And for the record Ricky, The Rings of Saturn is a deathcore band with themes of alien life and outer space, not a running stomp to the face. And The Rings of Saturn is the most extensive ring system of any planet in the solar system. Nothing of that relates to you, so I think it's best if you find a different name for your finisher. But you might not need one once I get done with you. Mia and Gia may think you're ok, but after all the shit you have said about me, it's GO time. Maybe a broken jawbone will shut you up and give you time to think about getting on the same page with me again.
[JMont pushes the Number to the side as he grabs the red Number 3. Dionysus, who just happens to be a man that finished a few spots of JMont in the World Series of Wrestling.]
JMont: Well, we finally meet in the ring Dio. Sure we were both in the World Series of Wrestling, but that is nothing compared to being in the ring. I have never faced you before but have wanted to. And you may think that you have home field advantage here being from Minnesota, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I love being the so-called under dog. I'm used to the fans having their mixed chorus of cheers and boos. But there will be nothing mixed up when it comes to putting you down and out. Not even that beard of yours can save you from this hard hitting right hand. You're going to feel the impact and then the JKO to follow is going to end it. And once again, your beard will not soften the impact to the ground. But, I had to do a little homework on you since we have never been in the ring, let alone the same company before. I made a few calls and I found out some interesting things that are going to help me but also may end your career. Let’s just say that your right shoulder is going to get a lot of attention from me. And there won't be anything funny about that. You are going to be in so much pain that you may need to MIX a few drinks to fight off that Brut Force of pain you are in. And you also think you are the favorite because of the Pentagram which is a five pointed star polygon and the name of some of your moves. Sit back and think you have this in the bag, but I'm going to be the garbageman and take out the trash. Once I dump Ricky into a dumpster, you're next. Not even a Spartan Shield can save you. It’s nice to finally get you in the ring, but the end results are gonna have you join the long ass list of JMont Haters.
[The colored picture of Number 3 goes on top of Number 2, as JMont grabs the colored Gray Number 4.]
J Mont: You are the reason I am not letting Gia watch this match with Mia. You're a freak and I don't need my daughter having nightmares because of you. You are part of my problem here. Ricky is the other. So I need to make quick work of you but also make sure that Dio stays alive because of how the dynamics work. This match is about as sick as you are. I'm hoping that I don't shatter your face to the point you can't eat Jack in the Box anymore. This isn’t the UGWC where you supposedly run things. This is TIA and The Splat Network. You are away from your comfort zone. You are away from your home. Have you ever heard of The Curse of Kibutsuji? I'm saving that for the right time to shut you up and take you out. You have been given the worst possible scenario in this equation. You need JMont to get pinned and that's just not gonna happen. You might as well not show up because you have no chance. Might as well just enjoy the fair, scare the little kids, throw some darts at the balloons and eat some churros. Your time is up.
[That leaves one more colored number, which JMont grabs. The Golden Number 5.]
JMont: What’s crazy about this is that John Cable won't see any GOLD and he should be thanking me for even being in this match. If i didnt pretty much end the career of GOTH on WGWF Brawl by breaking his arm and shoulder, Cable wouldn't even have a spot here. But he somehow weaseled his way into the match and claims he is going to be the one leaving with Gold. John, the only GOLD you are leaving with is this colored picture of Number 5 in GOLD crayon. The only time we ever stepped in the same ring was the Fatal 4 Way where I watched you get pinned by Fred. I am not impressed by anything you have done. The only success I see you have in your life is that baseball team of yours. But even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. You may think you can turn GREEN and be the HULK, but the only thing GREEN is JMont winning this. Fuck off John. You're only here because of me.
[JMont pushes all 4 of the colored Numbers onto the floor. He picks up the GREEN colored Number 1 and walks over to the fridge. He takes 2 magnets and puts one on top and the other on the bottom. Hanging it up for BabyG to see and keep the mission in sight.]
JMont: I will not let BabyG Down! Green for the win and The TIA World Title coming home where it belongs.
[JMont walks away and the final image seen is the Colored Number 1 in GREEN that he did with BabyG. Call it a spoiler. Call it a prediction. But that is your answer as to who is going to win and leave with the title.]