Post by Dionysus on Dec 3, 2022 18:33:44 GMT -5
Thyrsus Corporation Presents... A World Series of Wrestling Production... A night of class and classics! Coming to you live from US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, MN, and broadcasting via Twitch.tv! Hosted by The Lord of the Vine himself, Dionysus! Every stipulation is his choice! Match #1 John Cable vs Dionysus Evening Wear Simon Says Match (Sponsored by CrowdControl and Twitch) Bad luck from the get-go as John Cable disagreed with the notion that Dionysus should decide each match type. That is, until Dionysus revealed that his first match will not only be determined by the people, but also controlled by the people! That's right, it is a Simon Says match, through the power of Twitch chat and CrowdControl, chat will determine what happens to our fellow competitors! Will they force each other into a submission? Will they demand for the tables? And why did chat decide they should wear suits for this match? Find out more LIVE! Match #2 Regan Voorhees vs Vhodka Black vs Candice Wolf-Page Evening Wear Triple Threat (Sponsored by Procter and Gamble, specifically Tide) For this match featuring the top three women in the World Series of Wrestling, Dionysus has issued a peculiar edict; the winner of the match will be the one whose attire is best after thirty minutes in the ring! There will be stains, there will be ripping and tearing, there will, of course, be wrestling attire underneath the evening wear (take that, perverts)! May the best dress win! The Thyrsus Corporation is proud to sponsor this event, along with its many partners. Dionysus is mingling among their representatives as part of a wine mixer hosted at the arena, but as he does so, you see a number of participants sneaking in and taking case after case... Match #3 Allen Chaney & Xavier Lux vs Peter Vaughn & Joe Montouri Tag Team Wine Pairing Match (sponsored by Total Wine) Of course your humble host allowed those cases to be taken; they're needed for this next match-up! A no-disqualification tag team match with an alcohol twist: several cases of wine are scattered around the ring! Chardonnay will fly! Strikes with Syrahs will be present! Will the CCPE swirl, sniff, sip, swish, and spit their way to victory? Or will Lux and Chaney better hold their liquor? Introducing our musical guests for the evening: Please give a warm welcome to our special guest referee, and VMA Award-winning mashup artist: Match #4 Shawn Warstein vs Vhodka Black Stadium Tour Match (ft. DJ Cummerbund) (Sponsored by Kayfabe Airlines and The Velvet Rabbit) Not many wrestling shows have taken place at US Bank stadium, so join Shawn and Vhodka as they battle and brawl throughout the arena! But that's not all; DJ Cummerbund has some refereeing experience, and will do his best to point out the sites while the brawl continues on! First class tickets to anywhere around the globe are on the line! Dionysus walks out to the ring and thanks everyone for coming to this wonderful event! He makes sure to mention that this SOLD OUT show will also have charitable contributions be made to Feeding America from half the ticket proceeds. He once again thanks the sponsors of the show, and hypes up the crowd for the main event. ...And then the floor beneath him... ...Lifts up... ... ... ... Raion Kido vs Peter Vaughn vs Regan Voorhees vs Xavier Lux vs Dionysus vs Vhodka Black vs Allen Chaney vs Candice Wolf-Page vs John Cable vs Shawn Warstein vs Molly Hatchet vs Lex Collins vs Selena Frost vs Sarah Wolf vs Amber Bane Ryan vs Joe Montouri An event of this caliber must end on a high note, and what better than ensuring every World Series of Wrestling participant a spot in the main event?! This is a match of my own creation, and the rules are simple: there are three rings stacked on top of each other. The match begins with each participant outside of the structure. A pinfall or submission allows you to advance to the next tier, until you reach the topmost ring. You cannot move down a tier once you have advanced. But pray tell, what is the twist this time around? Why, your humble host is already standing in the top tier! Everyone else must fight to the top in order to defeat the host of The Revelry! Who will reign supreme at the top of the mountain? |