[JMont] All about the BENJAMINS! [WSOW]
Dec 3, 2022 13:54:25 GMT -5
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Post by jmont on Dec 3, 2022 13:54:25 GMT -5
[Somehow and someway, J Mont has made it to the Final 16. No one thought he would get the chance to make it this far in the World Series Of Wrestling. But guess what?]
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back?
Back again
J MONT'S back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
[That's RIGHT! J Mont is still around and that is bad news for everyone else involved. And the next move is one that is going to cause chaos, shock waves, twists and turns. They have given the authority to J Mont to make a full fledged PPV Card of his choice. No Rules! Anything Goes. The man with all the money in the world, and with great connections is about to drop a bomb on everyone.]
[J Mont Incorporated along with The World Series of Wrestling, and in association with the WGWF, PWE, IIW, Tara Fenix Charity Events, Denzel Porter Invitation, CCPE, Velvet Rabbit NY/LV proudly bring to you...…..]
DECEMBER 4th, 2022
LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
4 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NY,NY 10001
MAX CAPACITY AT 20,789
DOORS OPEN AT 6 PM
[This event SOLD OUT in the first hour and why wouldn't it? J Mont has run a successful promotion back in the day and knows what sells and what doesn't sell. You are in for a real treat with this PPV card. This is also a special shout out to the former promotion called FIGHT NYC as they will have a part of this event because each winner will be granted BLOOD MONEY courtesy of J MONT, who to this day still has 38,000 not spent. The winners can take that Blood Money and go to the gift shop at TOWER BLACK and spend it. If you don't like, then you go walk in the middle of traffic in rush hour in New York City, and i hope its a bus, not a taxi that hits you. And without further a due, here is what you all have been waiting for.]
OPENING SEGMENT
MATCH #1
"A PWE REMATCH IN THE MAKING"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN ROETHLISBERGER
"TWIZTED THOUGHTZ" JOE MONTUORI VS "THE COMEDIAN" ALLEN CHANEY
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 6000
[There is no love here. J Mont and Chaney just don't like one another. Allen has the upperhand right now defeating J Mont in the PWE months back when it was champion vs champion in a non title match. That match has been haunting J Mont every day because it was one slip up that cost him. He knows he can beat Allen, and just needs the chance to do it. And J Mont went out in the PWE tournament called "Call Your Shot" and did just that. Winning that event gives him the right to face any champion, at any time once the current PPV concludes. Looks like they are on a collision course to meet again. And why not up the stakes and make it an electric steel cage? There will be no LAUGHING once that bell sounds and with 2 guys as big as J Mont and Allen, you are going to need someone who can handle the hits just as much as them. That is where former NFL Super Bowl Winner and MVP comes in. Big Ben is ready to find a new profession after retirement. He just adds to the star power for a powerful opening match that is going to leave everyone wanting more when its all said and done.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
gimme a break
gimme a break
break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
Chocolatly-chewy gonna make your day
Every where you go you hear the people say
gimme a break HEY
gimme a break HEY
Break me off a piece of that
gotta have a piece of that
break me off a piece of that
kit-kat bar."
MATCH #2
"A FATAL 4-WAY THAT THE MEN WILL LOVE"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BIFOCALS ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN SAVAGE
"THE SNOW QUEEN" SELENA FROST VS "THE GINGER NINJA" MOLLY HATCHET VS AMBER BANE-RYAN VS REGAN VOORHEES
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[We are all pretty sure the 4 woman in this event have no idea why they are even here, but at the end of the day, you have to make the male audience happy and entertained. We have 4 ladies here, that no only look great, but also can perform at the highest level as well. And you are probably wondering what the bifocals are for. Well, there will be one winner for the ladies. The one who can climb that pole and get the bifocals will be the winner of the match. But the true winner is going to be Benjamin Savage aka Corey Matthews. Ever since the show went off the air, this man has never found another Topanga in his life. So, with the help of J Mont Incorporated, he has been named the special ref. But that's not all. Whatever lady gets those bifocals, gets the win like previously stated, but they also need to hand over those bifocals to Benjamin Savage so he can get a better close up all 4 ladies. We cannot predict of the ladies are going to go for it or beat the shit out of him. But its going to be entertainment and fun to see what happens once Benjamin is handed the bifocals by the winner.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Magnum Trojan XL
Pleasure you want. Protection you trust.
[Hopefully everyone sees this commercial break since many female superstars are getting knocked up now a days. I really wish Brother P Mont used one with Miss Michelle. Now i have to deal with her in the family and holidays.]
MATCH #3
"A FATAL 4-WAY THAT THE LADIES WILL LOVE"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN CATHETERS ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN STILLER
"THE LION" RAION KIDO VS "VENOM" XAVIER LUX VS "THE LORD OF THE VINE" DIONYSUS VS LEX COLLINS
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[You have to return the favor and give something back to the ladies. Probably not the match the want to see but it's better then nothing. And what happens when someone retrieves the Catheter? Simple! It can be used in the match until there is a winner. One man might use. Or all 4 will use it, but there can only be one winner. You get that Catheter, it doesn't mean you won just yet. You need to get that 123 in the ring to be the winner. Good ol Benjamin Stiller is the man for the job to make sure things are fair and why him? Because if anyone can do a movie and be called Gaylord Fucker, then you can handle 4 men in a ring with a catheter involved. These 4 men will leave it all in the ring. It's anyone's guess who will come out on top, but its going to be exciting to see who pulls it out.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
REEBOK
CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT ON YOUR WORKOUT
[Reebok got slammed for this AD, but man did it draw a lot of attention. Seems like a lot of men would love to use this HALL PASS to get out of a lot of the bad situations they put themselves in. Dane Preston is one man that cheated on his lady incase anyone has forgotten about that.]
MATCH #4
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN GLASS ARMONICA ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN FOLDS
"THE BEAST" JOHN CABLE VS "THE MECHANIC" PETER VAUGHN
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[Two men that a great reputation in the business will go at it and this match will keep the fans going as the Main Event draws closer. Only way to win this match is to shatter the Glass Armonica over your opponent. One man will be walking away the winner, and the other one is bound to walk away with a concussion. And why is Benjamin Folds the special ref? Because when the match is over, he is going to sing his hit song "Rock This Bitch" which is perfectly symmetrical with this match. Someone is going to get their bell rocked and it's anyone's guess who is going home without their bell rung.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
NATIONWIDE
[For years, advertisers have been trying to work out how to use comedians who are great at making us laugh in their adverts designed to sell us their products. In recent years, Nationwide have said – let’s keep things simple – with a series of ads that feature snippets of stand-up comedy that loosely tie in with each of their products and services. And they’re great.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9uYTCCYyc
MATCH #5
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SLAP YOUR OPPONENT IN THE FACE WITH SWIM FINS "
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN BRATT
SHAWN WARSTEIN VS "DOLLFACE" SARAH WOLF
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[This is a match i am sure a lot of people want to see. Both have a high tolerance for pain and can dish it out with the best of them. But time time around, there is going to be no trash talking. There is going to be no fighting. It's going to be who is the one to GIVE UP FIRST and surrender. Last man standing type shit here. They are going to alternate the Swim Fin back and forth, slapping one another as hard as they can in the face until one cannot take it anymore. It could be good shot and its night night forever. Or it could be shot after shot to the face for hours. Either way, everyone is going to be on their feet until one person finally gives up. And trust me, someone is going to give up. There is only so many shots to the face you can take. Just ask Sahara about that. Benjamin Bratt will have the honor of watching this unfold as he is going to be asked to keep some law and order in that ring.]
VIDEO SEGMENT PROMOTING VARIOUS PROMOTIONS AND EVENTS
WORLD SERIES OF WRESTLING
DENZEL PORTER INVITATION
TARA FENIX CHARITY EVENTS
VELVET RABBIT NY/LV
CCPE VS THE WORLD
THIS IS AWESOME PROMOTIONS
J MONT INCORPORATED
WGWF
PWE
IIW
FIGHT NYC!
MATCH #6
MAIN EVENT
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN LIGHTING ROD ELECTRICAL ROPES MATCH "
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN AFFLECK
VHODKA BLACK VS CANDICE "VOODOO" WOLF-PAGE
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 10000
[That's RIGHT! J Mont is still around and that is bad news for everyone else involved. And the next move is one that is going to cause chaos, shock waves, twists and turns. They have given the authority to J Mont to make a full fledged PPV Card of his choice. No Rules! Anything Goes. The man with all the money in the world, and with great connections is about to drop a bomb on everyone.]
[J Mont Incorporated along with The World Series of Wrestling, and in association with the WGWF, PWE, IIW, Tara Fenix Charity Events, Denzel Porter Invitation, CCPE, Velvet Rabbit NY/LV proudly bring to you...…..]
DECEMBER 4th, 2022
LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
4 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NY,NY 10001
MAX CAPACITY AT 20,789
DOORS OPEN AT 6 PM
[This event SOLD OUT in the first hour and why wouldn't it? J Mont has run a successful promotion back in the day and knows what sells and what doesn't sell. You are in for a real treat with this PPV card. This is also a special shout out to the former promotion called FIGHT NYC as they will have a part of this event because each winner will be granted BLOOD MONEY courtesy of J MONT, who to this day still has 38,000 not spent. The winners can take that Blood Money and go to the gift shop at TOWER BLACK and spend it. If you don't like, then you go walk in the middle of traffic in rush hour in New York City, and i hope its a bus, not a taxi that hits you. And without further a due, here is what you all have been waiting for.]
OPENING SEGMENT
MATCH #1
"A PWE REMATCH IN THE MAKING"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN ROETHLISBERGER
"TWIZTED THOUGHTZ" JOE MONTUORI VS "THE COMEDIAN" ALLEN CHANEY
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 6000
[There is no love here. J Mont and Chaney just don't like one another. Allen has the upperhand right now defeating J Mont in the PWE months back when it was champion vs champion in a non title match. That match has been haunting J Mont every day because it was one slip up that cost him. He knows he can beat Allen, and just needs the chance to do it. And J Mont went out in the PWE tournament called "Call Your Shot" and did just that. Winning that event gives him the right to face any champion, at any time once the current PPV concludes. Looks like they are on a collision course to meet again. And why not up the stakes and make it an electric steel cage? There will be no LAUGHING once that bell sounds and with 2 guys as big as J Mont and Allen, you are going to need someone who can handle the hits just as much as them. That is where former NFL Super Bowl Winner and MVP comes in. Big Ben is ready to find a new profession after retirement. He just adds to the star power for a powerful opening match that is going to leave everyone wanting more when its all said and done.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
gimme a break
gimme a break
break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
Chocolatly-chewy gonna make your day
Every where you go you hear the people say
gimme a break HEY
gimme a break HEY
Break me off a piece of that
gotta have a piece of that
break me off a piece of that
kit-kat bar."
MATCH #2
"A FATAL 4-WAY THAT THE MEN WILL LOVE"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BIFOCALS ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN SAVAGE
"THE SNOW QUEEN" SELENA FROST VS "THE GINGER NINJA" MOLLY HATCHET VS AMBER BANE-RYAN VS REGAN VOORHEES
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[We are all pretty sure the 4 woman in this event have no idea why they are even here, but at the end of the day, you have to make the male audience happy and entertained. We have 4 ladies here, that no only look great, but also can perform at the highest level as well. And you are probably wondering what the bifocals are for. Well, there will be one winner for the ladies. The one who can climb that pole and get the bifocals will be the winner of the match. But the true winner is going to be Benjamin Savage aka Corey Matthews. Ever since the show went off the air, this man has never found another Topanga in his life. So, with the help of J Mont Incorporated, he has been named the special ref. But that's not all. Whatever lady gets those bifocals, gets the win like previously stated, but they also need to hand over those bifocals to Benjamin Savage so he can get a better close up all 4 ladies. We cannot predict of the ladies are going to go for it or beat the shit out of him. But its going to be entertainment and fun to see what happens once Benjamin is handed the bifocals by the winner.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Magnum Trojan XL
Pleasure you want. Protection you trust.
[Hopefully everyone sees this commercial break since many female superstars are getting knocked up now a days. I really wish Brother P Mont used one with Miss Michelle. Now i have to deal with her in the family and holidays.]
MATCH #3
"A FATAL 4-WAY THAT THE LADIES WILL LOVE"
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN CATHETERS ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN STILLER
"THE LION" RAION KIDO VS "VENOM" XAVIER LUX VS "THE LORD OF THE VINE" DIONYSUS VS LEX COLLINS
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[You have to return the favor and give something back to the ladies. Probably not the match the want to see but it's better then nothing. And what happens when someone retrieves the Catheter? Simple! It can be used in the match until there is a winner. One man might use. Or all 4 will use it, but there can only be one winner. You get that Catheter, it doesn't mean you won just yet. You need to get that 123 in the ring to be the winner. Good ol Benjamin Stiller is the man for the job to make sure things are fair and why him? Because if anyone can do a movie and be called Gaylord Fucker, then you can handle 4 men in a ring with a catheter involved. These 4 men will leave it all in the ring. It's anyone's guess who will come out on top, but its going to be exciting to see who pulls it out.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
REEBOK
CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT ON YOUR WORKOUT
[Reebok got slammed for this AD, but man did it draw a lot of attention. Seems like a lot of men would love to use this HALL PASS to get out of a lot of the bad situations they put themselves in. Dane Preston is one man that cheated on his lady incase anyone has forgotten about that.]
MATCH #4
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN GLASS ARMONICA ON A POLE MATCH"
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN FOLDS
"THE BEAST" JOHN CABLE VS "THE MECHANIC" PETER VAUGHN
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[Two men that a great reputation in the business will go at it and this match will keep the fans going as the Main Event draws closer. Only way to win this match is to shatter the Glass Armonica over your opponent. One man will be walking away the winner, and the other one is bound to walk away with a concussion. And why is Benjamin Folds the special ref? Because when the match is over, he is going to sing his hit song "Rock This Bitch" which is perfectly symmetrical with this match. Someone is going to get their bell rocked and it's anyone's guess who is going home without their bell rung.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
NATIONWIDE
[For years, advertisers have been trying to work out how to use comedians who are great at making us laugh in their adverts designed to sell us their products. In recent years, Nationwide have said – let’s keep things simple – with a series of ads that feature snippets of stand-up comedy that loosely tie in with each of their products and services. And they’re great.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9uYTCCYyc
MATCH #5
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SLAP YOUR OPPONENT IN THE FACE WITH SWIM FINS "
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN BRATT
SHAWN WARSTEIN VS "DOLLFACE" SARAH WOLF
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 5500
[This is a match i am sure a lot of people want to see. Both have a high tolerance for pain and can dish it out with the best of them. But time time around, there is going to be no trash talking. There is going to be no fighting. It's going to be who is the one to GIVE UP FIRST and surrender. Last man standing type shit here. They are going to alternate the Swim Fin back and forth, slapping one another as hard as they can in the face until one cannot take it anymore. It could be good shot and its night night forever. Or it could be shot after shot to the face for hours. Either way, everyone is going to be on their feet until one person finally gives up. And trust me, someone is going to give up. There is only so many shots to the face you can take. Just ask Sahara about that. Benjamin Bratt will have the honor of watching this unfold as he is going to be asked to keep some law and order in that ring.]
VIDEO SEGMENT PROMOTING VARIOUS PROMOTIONS AND EVENTS
WORLD SERIES OF WRESTLING
DENZEL PORTER INVITATION
TARA FENIX CHARITY EVENTS
VELVET RABBIT NY/LV
CCPE VS THE WORLD
THIS IS AWESOME PROMOTIONS
J MONT INCORPORATED
WGWF
PWE
IIW
FIGHT NYC!
MATCH #6
MAIN EVENT
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN LIGHTING ROD ELECTRICAL ROPES MATCH "
SPECIAL REF: BENJAMIN AFFLECK
VHODKA BLACK VS CANDICE "VOODOO" WOLF-PAGE
BLOOD MONEY AMOUNT TO WINNER: 10000