LEX COLLINS PRESENTS: SEASON'S BEATINGS
Nov 29, 2022 6:42:09 GMT -5
Raion Kido, "Ginger Ninja" Molly Hatchet, and 1 more like this
Post by ENIGMA on Nov 29, 2022 6:42:09 GMT -5
Lex Collins has never in his life booked a professional wrestling show. He's not about to let that stop him. Prepare yourself for the most indie carnie mudshow to end all mudshows, with every match more gimmickier than the last! Tickets on sale now. All proceeds to be donated to US Food Banks via our sponsor:
DECEMBER 5, 2022
DOORS OPEN AT 7PM
DOORS OPEN AT 7PM
OFFICIAL THEME:
Dropkick Murphys: "The Season's Upon Us"
Dropkick Murphys: "The Season's Upon Us"
SOMMELIER SHOWDOWN
NO DQ MATCH FEATURING CASKS OF WINE AS WEAPONS
DIONYSUS vs. XAVIER LUX vs. JOHN CABLE vs. JMONT
• Four of the most unhinged and unpredictable folks in this business collide. No holds barred. •
BLUE COLLAR MAN'S LAST LAUGH (LAST MAN STANDING)
"THE COMEDIAN" ALLEN CHANEY vs. "THE MECHANIC" PETER VAUGHN
• These two have been on a roll for the last year. No tasteless gimmicks needed. Just kickass wrestling until only one is left standing. •
SECRET SANTA STREET FIGHT
FANS BRING THE WEAPONS, CHRISTMAS-THEMED ONLY
SELENA FROST vs. RAION KIDO
• Who doesn't want to see these two fan-favourites fencing with giant candy canes or trying to smother each other with stuffed animals? This is sure to be a match of the night contender. Any toys not destroyed during the match will be donated to local charities. •
CROWN ON A POLE MATCH
CANDICE WOLF-PAGE vs. SHAWN WARSTEIN
• She's the Queen of the Velvet Rabbit's ever-expanding kingdom; he's the self-professed (and once-crowned) King of professional wrestling. It's too bad we've only got one crown! •
"BAY OF PIGS" DEATHMATCH
WIN BY KNOCKING OUT YOUR OPPONENT
(AND FEEDING THEIR REMAINS TO THE PIGS?!)
(AND FEEDING THEIR REMAINS TO THE PIGS?!)
REGAN VOORHEES vs SARAH WOLF
• Shhh, don't tell the athletic commission or we might not be able to get this one sanctioned. Can we have pigs in the parking lot? We'll have to see about clearing that with the venue. Delete this filler and add some hype if we can make this happen. •
GINGER GRAND SLAM
WIN BY THROWING OPPONENT INTO A KIDDIE POOL OF GINGER ALE
MOLLY HATCHET vs VHODKA BLACK
• One is a "Ginger Ninja", the other one of the most polarizing (and disturbing) figures in the business today. Can a hatchet take out those broken knees or will the freaky pirate hooker of the industry finally prove that ninjas suck? •
MAIN EVENT
"FIGHT FOREVER" IRONMAN MATCH
LEX COLLINS vs AMBER BANE-RYAN
• A match ten years in the making – like ships destined to forever pass in the night, these two have narrowly missed working for the same company on no more than three previous occasions! Now Lex Collins finally gets the chance to cross the #1 name off his bucket list before they're both too old and too damaged to really make this fight even worth watching! Sin City will never be the same! •