Post by jmont on Nov 21, 2022 14:54:43 GMT -5
[Is time travel even possible? Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity says time and motion are relative to each other and nothing can go faster than the speed of light. NASA has stated that time travel is also possible. But the World Series of Wrestling and Kayfabe Airlines are going to make it happen. The winner will receive a 2023 AXTGRIFF sports utility concept EV that can travel back in time.]
[And if you think about it, everyone always has thoughts about going back into time to correct mistakes they have made or decisions they regret. And when it comes to mistakes and bad decisions in life, J Mont has a laundry list of them. If you think a family of 10 shopping at Walmart for food has a long ass receipt, that's nothing compared to the receipt J Mont has with all the mistakes he's made in the past.]
[If given the chance to go back in time, one of the first things J Mont would do is sit down with his brother Paul and tell him the truth about everything that had happened with his mom. By not doing that, the present time has been a rough one for J Mont with his brother. Things are slowly in motion to reunite one day, but as of now, it's truly one day at a time thing. And there is no guarantee that Paul will ever be on the same page with J Mont again, but only TIME will tell if it will happen.]
[Another time that J Mont wishes he could turn the clock and go back in time is when Sahara broke into Mia’s old apartment and slammed her through a glass coffee table, putting her in the hospital with immediate surgeries. If J Mont could turn the clock, he would have never had Mia be alone with all the issues going on and the threats being made.]
[You could even go all the way back to J Mont’s high school days, when he was well on his way to a full scholarship in football or basketball to big Universities like Michigan, North Carolina, Duke and Kentucky. But that one fatal knockout punch during halftime he threw got him locked up and kicked out of school. If J Mont would have ignored the asshole who talked shit about his family and girl, who knows where he would be today. Maybe one of the top fantasy players that everyone would want to draft or still in the family business.]
[The list goes on and on and on but at the end of the day, J Mont knows he has to live with the decisions he has made. All he can do right now is FOCUS on the present and make sure he doesn't make the same mistakes twice. But in the meantime, the past can be corrected and that's a big goal of J Mont’s.]
[Fading in and the first thing you notice is the Diamond Sofa by PlumeBlanche Furniture. This one of a kind only costs 187K. And why would someone spend so much money on a loveseat? Well it has diamond encrusted buttons and a neutral white and black upholstered surface. Only 50 were made as well. Oh yeah, you're still waiting to see who would spend that kind of money on one.]
J MONT
[If you guessed anyone else, you would get a big fat X like in the Family Feud. It should have been an easy guess since J Mont has to have the finest things in life. And that's not all. While laying on the couch, this time around, no PS5 controller in hand, he's watching TV. But this isn't any ordinary TV either. It's the Panasonic TH-152UX1. A great way to spend a half of a million dollars. A 152 inch screen that delivers vibrant and smooth colors across the screen.]
Mia: Surprise to see you not yelling at the TV and cursing while playing some Madden.
J Mont: If you wanted to get sacked in the bedroom, that's all you have to say babe.
Mia: You're still on punishment, so no goods for you right now.
J Mont: I'm getting tired of these cold showers.
Mia: Maybe next time you won't talk so much shit and run your mouth. Maybe you will think before you speak because you can't go back in time to fix your mistakes.
[After that comment, you see J Mont focusing more on the TV as he is watching Back to the Future. An old time classic. J Mont was 5 years old when this movie first came out. And if you have been locked in a closet or don't watch classic movies, a summary of this movie is Marty Mcfly is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the mad scientist Doc Brown.]
J Mont: Imagine hopping in that DeLorean and going back into time?
Mia: The past belongs in the past.
J Mont: So, you have never thought about going back in time at all?
Mia: NOPE! I focus on the present and future. Things that I can control.
J Mont: Well, can you come control this D for me?
Mia: You might wanna travel back in time to get some ass, because this one is closed.
[Mia has been getting fresh as of late and really keeping J Mont on his toes. As she leaves the room, J Mont adjusts himself on the couch as he gets comfortable.]
J Mont: Without the Flux Capacitor, there is no time travel. But I will make my own Flux Capacitor and that is winning this event in the World Series of Wrestling and getting that AXTGRIFF.
[Still watching the show, some thoughts about the past start to circulate in his head.]
J Mont: People need to realize I'm not just a rich, good looking, smart business man but also have brains as well. Time travel theories date all the way back to the 9th century. Avdeyev is the first human being calculated to have traveled a measurable .2 seconds into the future. And HG Wells gave the idea of the first time machine all the way in 1895. And let me act like Steve Harvey right now and give you the top 5 answers for the facts about time travel.
1: Time Travel to the past is called Retrocognition.
2: Retro Cognitive time travel is difficult to prove.
3: A Time Traveler to the past cannot change history.
4: Visiting a past time and seeing a ghost are related.
5: Time travel to the future is called Precognition.
J Mont: Hopefully, you can take this all in and learn a thing or 2 from me. I have been trying to tell everyone for the last 20 years in the wrestling business how to do things. The ones that have listened to me, have succeeded, won titles and made a lot of money. The ones that didn't, are now working the drive thru at Sonic or a greeter at Target. So, pay attention and listen to me because if you don't, you will have to go back in time to realize I was right and you were wrong.
[Coming back into the picture is Mia again, but this time holding Baby G Mont in her arms. But once baby G Mont sees her Dad, she is holding her arms out for him. J Mont smiles because that is Daddy’s little girl. Mia hands over Baby G Mont, who holds onto her dad tight with her cute little smile as she looks back up at Mia.]
Mia: At least now I can get a few things done around the house while you watch her.
J Mont: I could retire right now, and stay home all day with her if that's what you want?
Mia: 24/7 with J Mont? I love you baby, but I think I would want to travel back in time and stay there if I had to deal with that.
[J Mont’s face tells it all. He looks angry, confused, mad and upset all balled into one.]
J Mont: You got to be…[Holds Baby G Mont’s ears.] FUCKING kidding me Mia?
Mia: HAHAHA!
J Mont: What's so funny?
Mia: I have learned a lot from you and one of them is playing with emotions and the other is mind games. Lessons learned from the best.
[J Mont smiles because he is pretty impressed with how Mia is picking up on his old tricks and games.]
J Mont: We may need to call for a babysitter because that's a big turn on for me. Wonder if Page and Voo are ready to watch Baby G Mont.
Mia: I told you, this Ass is off limits until I feel you learned your lesson.
J Mont: Lesson learned. Are you ready?
Mia: Not yet. But maybe you can close your eyes, and go back in time and think about all the great sex we had to get by in the meantime until i feel its time for you to get all of this again.
[Mia walks out of the room laughing as J Mont looks at Baby G Mont.]
J Mont: Do you believe your mother?
[Baby G Mont smiles and rubs J Mont face. He cannot help but smile and give his baby a kiss on the cheek. He sits back on the couch, as Baby G Mont lays on his chest.]
J Mont: This is the life. Baby G Mont is truly the reason I do everything I do for my present and future. My past has some real fucked times but i wouldnt change anything in the world. All the shit I did in my past is what got me here today.
LET GO OF THE PAST, BUT KEEP THE LESSONS IT TAUGHT YOU!
J Mont: I have learned a lot of valuable lessons from past mistakes and I am very thankful for that. But most of all, I am very thankful to have been able to do what I do in that ring for over 20 years. Fighting the best of the best. Winning over 30 world titles. Opening and closing feds. Creating and running some of the best stables of all time. And while all of that is great, the best and most thankful thing for me is that day I stepped foot in the Velvet Rabbit that one night and met Mia. I always wondered in the back of my head if I didn't go that night, what would my life be like? Would I have met her there another night and if I did, would things be the same? All these questions in my head about if i never had Mia in my life but the good news is, they are just questions that don't need answers because Mia is about to be my wife soon and we already started our family and future. Sure we have had some ups and downs like an elevator, but every relationship has them. If you say that you dont, your just a fuckin liar.
[Realizing he just cursed in front of his baby again, he shakes his head and is mad at himself.]
J Mont: Sorry Gia, I didn't mean to curse in front of you. Just sometimes as your mother says, my emotions get the best of me and I just let loose. But I will make you a promise. That when you look back at the past, all of your memories will be memorable and ones you will love to talk about. I will make sure you live an amazing and safe life. Daddy loves you always and I will never let you down.
[And speaking of letting down, J Mont starts to smell something.]
J Mont: MIA!!!!!!!
[Mia comes running into the room like a bat out of hell.]
Mia: What's wrong?
J Mont: I wasn't sure if you were cooking something or Baby G Mont took a deuce.
[Mia wants to smack the shit out of her man for the comments.]
Mia: Just give me the baby because I know you aint changing no diapers.
J Mont: I'll change your thongs for you.
Mia: You might as well smell my thong because that's as close as you're gonna get to this ass.
[J Mont hands over Gia to Mia. As she walks away, she stops and turns around.]
Mia: Want me to start a cold shower for you? HAHA!
[Mia walks off, getting another shot in on her man.]
J Mont: I need to win this damn vehicle and get my PWE title back. It’s time to get back to the top where I belong. Enough with the distractions and nonsense. Time to step up in the clutch like Steph Curry with a game winning 3 pointer.
THE PAST CANNOT BE CHANGED. THE FUTURE IS YET IN YOUR POWER!
J Mont: The future is all about ME! Winning this vehicle so i can just travel back in time and laugh at everyone that doubted me. Also, I would take Mia with me so she could be at all the shows, events and movies she had to miss due to the pregnancy and baby. Everyone is so worried about the past and they dwell on it too much. Sure i think about the past, but i don't let it dictate my future or what i got going on. Do I want to change things about it? Sure, but it's too late to do that for most of it. What I can do at this point is make sure I don't make the same mistakes in the present.
DO NOT DWELL IN THE PAST. DO NOT DREAM OF THE FUTURE. CONCENTRATE ON THE PRESENT MOMENT!
J Mont: The present moment has a lot to offer. A full plate some may say. And if it's a full plate of food, that's great for Allen Chaney. If it's a full plate of dicks, that's great for Dane Preston. The plate I have right now is winning the Call your Shot tournament in the PWE so I can get my rematch with Allen Chaney. In the WGWF, who the fuck knows whats going to happen but i can promise you one thing. I am going to make James Raven’s life a living hell. In the IIW, you have the World Champ who is scared to face me, so in the meantime, I have to keep defending my International Championship and adding to my list of victims. I also cannot forget about the Denzel Porter Invitational coming up. No one has accepted the challenge yet, but I don't blame them. Facing J Mont and Kal X Wolf is a death sentence. And then finally, teaming with Chris Page in Entity to face off against Toddy and Austin for the tag titles there. So, as you can see, I have a lot going on. But, I have a plan to be successful in it all.
[There are a lot of doubters right now wondering which J Mont is going to show up for all these events. The one that has been on fire for most of the year or the one that just recently hit a bad patch and has kinda lost control.]
J Mont: With all of this going on, there is one thing my EGO needs and that is a win in the WSOW. The best of the best started. 64 down to 32 and soon to be down to 16. I have been fighting tooth and nail with the best and while not finished near the top, I have been consistently in the middle, keeping me in the race. And that's a bad thing for everyone. Keeping me around is not what you want to do. If i can give you more advice, the best thing to do is get me out of it because if i still have the chance to win, then i'm going to find a way to win.
[This WSOW tournament is like the NCAA March Madness Tournament. 64 enter, 1 wins. You have the favorites and underdogs. You have the wins and the upsets. You have the ones that make a future and the others that fade away. While J Mont always considers himself a number 1 seed in anything he does, he was an underdog the day that Denzel Porter picked him as his guy for the tournament.]
J Mont: I plan to pull off the upset in the WSOW and shock the world just like many teams have done in March Madness. Class is back in session bitches. I'm going to be like Loyola Marymount who beat Michigan. Call me Middle Tennessee who beat Michigan State. I will be like Saint Peters who defeated Kentucky. Or better yet, I will be like Florida Gulf Coast who beat Georgetown. Or better yet, the shock the world win just like UMBC had over Virginia. Point is, while everyone is either forgetting about J Mont or looking past me, I have done it before and I will do it again. I will defy the odds and somehow win it all. And when you go back in the past 20 years from now, you all will be like….”we should have never counted out J Mont. He always has a plan up his sleeve to get the win no matter what he has to do.” Remember, I said it here first.
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
J Mont: A Gigawatt is equal to one billion watts. So with the 1.21, you could power over 10 million light bulbs. And that is what I plan to do. I am going to light up the world and this competition. When it's all said and done, I'm either going to be loved by more or even hated by more. But I don't give 2 shits. I got my family and my small circle. I don't need to repeat myself because everyone knows that is what I am thankful for. Mia, Baby G Mont, Family and friends. And if you are not in that equation, you can go fuck yourself and stay out of the way. And if you want to get in the way, just be prepared to get run over and flattened like a pancake. And watch out because Allen Chaney might pour some syrup on you after and eat you. And yes, I may be forgetting about a lot of the people in front of me, but my focus is truly on Allen Chaney. I want him to know I'm coming for him and that PWE World Title. Being here is just a reminder for him to know I'm next in line. He hasn't done much since winning that title. He pretty much works banker hours while I'm the guy who is the work horse. The one that everyone wants to see and spend their money on. And yes I know I need to worry about others in this event, but the truth is, I don't even know who half of them really are and i dont give a shit. Raion Kido is at the top, but that's because he's the biggest kiss ass left. Peter Vaughn is a CCPE member and a teammate, so great job thus far, but you're not going to beat me. And if i was to lose this to anyone then losing to my best friend Vhodka would be the way i would want it to go. Regan Voorhees? Who is that? And then Allen Chaney. I gave his fat ass enough attention already. And the list goes on and on. 18 people are somehow ahead of me, but that's my fault. I was worrying about other things in life while everyone else was focused on the WSOW. But times are about to change. The last 6 events are in the PAST. I'm not traveling back and worrying about them. Time to focus on the future and winning a new vehicle that I don't even need but want to add to my collection. The world will be a better place with J Mont at the top of the mountain. And if you disagree with that, then meet me at the top so I can knock you off. And when you hit the bottom, I want you to look up at me waving at you followed by a middle finger.
THE PAST IS YOUR LESSON
THE PRESENT IS YOUR GIFT
THE FUTURE IS YOUR MOTIVATION
THE NOW IS J MONT