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Post by reganvoorhees on Nov 12, 2022 3:36:48 GMT -5
Let's face facts. There's no such thing as a good wrestling shirt. Wrestling shirts, by and large, are like wearing a sign that says 'do not interact with me, I'm unlikable, unfuckable, and I smell.' Nobody in their right mind would wear a wrestling shirt. Until now. You probably don't like Regan Voorhees. That's fine. She doesn't like you either. But Atticus. Atticus believes in you. Atticus values you. Atticus loves you. And what better way to show solidarity with everyone's favorite porcine pal than wearing... Atticus: The Shirt. Slip this beauty on and get an instant +10 to your charisma. Your loser stink immediately vanishes. You're a winner, baby. Is everyone suddenly looking at you? Of course they are. Why wouldn't they be? You're wearing the Atticus.
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