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Post by distortedamber on Nov 11, 2022 10:38:35 GMT -5
So... you hate everything huh? Do you thrive exclusively off a diet of caffeine and spite? Do you actively consider throwing the rest of society into the sun on a bi-hourly basis? Do you like puppies and parcels delivered on time? Well, then you'll love the exclusive and new Amber Bane-Ryan T-Shirt available only from the best retailers- and probably Wal-Mart in about 2 and a half months time. Fabric is moisture wicking so all the blood gets drawn away from the skin, not leaving that sticky feeling after and is sourced from only the most ethical Cambodian sweatshops. Available in all the neutral colours you could ever desire, and some you probably didn't realize were different like porridge beige and oatmeal... Allow whatever is left of your personality to shine bright and represent your favourite (by default) Queenpin of sharp, venomous wit and blunt force trauma.
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