Post by "Daydream" Brooke Blakely on Oct 22, 2022 19:06:06 GMT -5
Samantha Voxx steps out in front of the judges as she raises the mic to her lips.
"I was going to come out here and shoot on Denzel Porter but I see now that he has about as much chance of showing up as Russell Wilson in the fourth quarter."
She snickers to herself as she continues.
"That leaves me without an opponent so that brings me to Cap'n Crunch. I am on to you. I know you're not a real captain Horatio. I don't even know if that is your real name. The Velvet Rabbit and the whole world know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the superior crunch cereal..it tastes better and doesn't cut the roof of your mouth. Quite simply put, you can't compare, like Lebron James in the playoffs, you're out of your element. You are called Cap'n because that's what you are doing. Straight Cap'n."
She looks up at the judges as she continues speaking.
"You aren't ready for me Mr Crunch. That is what I am gonna call you from now on, Mr. Crunch. Until I see some military credentials you are, simply another man for me to cast a spell on and put down as I continue on in this world series of wrestling."
She paces back and forth as she stops suddenly, her eyes gazing through the judges.
"Maybe you can fool the Flintstones or Count Chocula but you can't fool me. I have you figured out and nothing you say or do will prepare you for this battle. It's a legit witch versus a fake Cap'n. What the hell is a Cap'n anyway? Has anyone been able to figure that out? Sauce Boss? Tact? Anyone? Help me figure this out?!
You need to stop it all now. You need to make damn sure you are ready when this all falls down. Stop it all. Stop worrying about being the best cereal. Stop trying to make Cap'n Crunch happen, it isn't happening."
With that Sam walks off the stage.
"I was going to come out here and shoot on Denzel Porter but I see now that he has about as much chance of showing up as Russell Wilson in the fourth quarter."
She snickers to herself as she continues.
"That leaves me without an opponent so that brings me to Cap'n Crunch. I am on to you. I know you're not a real captain Horatio. I don't even know if that is your real name. The Velvet Rabbit and the whole world know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the superior crunch cereal..it tastes better and doesn't cut the roof of your mouth. Quite simply put, you can't compare, like Lebron James in the playoffs, you're out of your element. You are called Cap'n because that's what you are doing. Straight Cap'n."
She looks up at the judges as she continues speaking.
"You aren't ready for me Mr Crunch. That is what I am gonna call you from now on, Mr. Crunch. Until I see some military credentials you are, simply another man for me to cast a spell on and put down as I continue on in this world series of wrestling."
She paces back and forth as she stops suddenly, her eyes gazing through the judges.
"Maybe you can fool the Flintstones or Count Chocula but you can't fool me. I have you figured out and nothing you say or do will prepare you for this battle. It's a legit witch versus a fake Cap'n. What the hell is a Cap'n anyway? Has anyone been able to figure that out? Sauce Boss? Tact? Anyone? Help me figure this out?!
You need to stop it all now. You need to make damn sure you are ready when this all falls down. Stop it all. Stop worrying about being the best cereal. Stop trying to make Cap'n Crunch happen, it isn't happening."
With that Sam walks off the stage.