Post by J Mont on Oct 22, 2022 13:30:16 GMT -5
[The Velvet Rabbit in Las Vegas is growing faster than a Mulberry Tree in Asia. And that’s saying a lot. But today is going to be a day for some to grow and others to disappear. And the ones that are going to decide the fate of whether you grow or die are none other than The Sauce Boss, Larry Tact and Theo Pryce. I sure do miss Denzel since he has always been a huge J Mont supporter. But time to suck it up and just do the damn thing.]
[And what's the best way to make a last first impression? Your appearance of course. Here comes J Mont walking through the door and towards the stage looking like a million bucks. Wearing a custom Alexander Amosu Vanquish II Bespoke suit with some match Testoni dress shoes. But it's hard to ignore the bling bling. On the wrist of J Mont is a Rolex Platinum Diamond Pearlmaster. You can tell all the judges are jealous and want one of their own. And just maybe they will get one. J Mont has a small Gucci Duffle Bag with him and god knows what could be inside there. He walks up the steps and stands on the stage. Never scared of being in the spotlight, good or bad. He looks up at the 3 judges.]
J Mont: I appreciate you guys being here today and for all of your hard work, I have a surprise for you.
[J Mont unzips his Gucci bag and pulls out 3 rolex boxes.]
J Mont: Just a token of my gratitude for all you have been doing. It hasn't gone unnoticed, at least by me.
[J Mont opens one of the boxes to unveil a Rolex Pearlmaster. A $90k watch for the ones that have no knowledge about watches.]
J Mont: I have one for each of you before you leave here. They are also insured in case something happens to them.
[The judges looked stunned but truly are grateful for the gesture and words by J Mont.]
J Mont: Now we can move onto the reason I am here today. Representing Denzel Porter, a man that since day one has shown me nothing but love and support, so i cannot let him down. I'm here to keep the fight going and move on. So, based on my history in the wrestling business and the world, there are plenty of people I would love to fight that are alive today. I can say that some of them are a bunch of bitcfhes and always back down from the challenge. But after giving this some careful thought after about 10 Vodka and red bull, i made the decision.
J Mont: And this is to prove to all the haters and to the ones that think I'm the reason this asshole always shows up to the Velvet Rabbit in NYC. The person i want to FIGHT is none other then
JUSTIN BIEBER
J Mont: This prick has been nothing but a menace since Day 1 walking into the Rabbit in NYC and even used my name as a way to get special treatment and VIP. I never invited this pussy and whenever i show up, he always dips out the back door with his security team. I want to get my hands on him and strangle him to the point his stupid blonde hair pops right off of him. Using my name is one thing, but to have the audacity to slap one of my best friends in the ass and hit on her non stop is another. I'm doing this for me, as well as Austin and Toddy and Candice Wolfe. This asshole has been thrown out of the Rabbit before. Even into a dumpster by Austin, but he keeps coming back. I even think he got shot at as well and was tied down and beaten. But he must have listened to a Richard Marx song “Keep Coming Back” because that's what he does. He just doesn't understand that no one wants him there and his career is in the shitter like Dane Preston.
[J Mont calms down for a moment because his blood pressure is shooting up.]
J Mont: I'm not a Belieber and never will be. But one thing I do believe in is that I need to get this fight set up. Maybe I can contact Jake Paul and get on one of his shows as a Co Main Event when he fights. He knows I will bring the money and ratings. And no, I don't want a boxing fight. I don't want a wrestling match. I want a one on one, anything goes street fight. He will see what it's like to fight someone from the streets of the Bronx. He will realize he crossed paths with the wrong man and did the wrong things to the people close to me. He is a lucky man that im engaged and not the old J Mont when it comes to the ladies because i would scoop in and fuck his wife Hailey Baldwin over and over and over again. You can then start thinking of the song by Tim McGraw and Nelly.
[J Mont starts to pace around the stage. It’s starting to hit a button with him, of all the wrong doings Bieber has done.]
J Mont: Since the little bitch is always going to dodge me, I want you guys to know that he is nothing more than a worthless piece of crap with no talent. Maybe we can make some money off of him and shoot a remake of the movie and call it Straight Outta Talent. And if Bieber ever ends up in jail, I can see it now. His cellmate's new sextape will be called “LEAVE IT IN BIEBER.” And just so you guys know, he refuses to shop at Sports Authority because he prefers DICKS. And if this asshole decides to step back to the Rabbit one more time when I'm there, I'm going to make sure no one lets him out of the building. I'm going to make sure that not only do I rearrange his face, but also make sure Austin Ramsey gets his revenge on him as well. He will be leaving the Rabbit that night a changed man.
[J Mont was about to step off the stage but back tracks for a minute.]
J Mont: Eminem, Bill Hader and even stress might be some of the biggest enemies Bieber has, but he needs to update his list because I'm his BIGGEST enemy now. There is no turning back. This fight will happen and when it does, I will be doing most of the world a favor and shutting this prick up once and for all. And by the way, there is photo proof of Bieber hanging out with James Raven. So much for him being the GOAT and hanging out with a 1 star singer. Unless it was a 3some with James, Atara, and Bieber, then it might get 2 stars because i've seen Atara move on stage. So, in closing, FUCK YOU BIEBER. ROT IN HELL and watch your back because you crossed the line of no coming back from.
[J Mont picks up his bag and signals to the judges to meet him in the back later on so they can get their Rolex watches from him. J Mont’s hate for Bieber could lead to a future Celebrity Match that the world would love to see, but in the meantime, you can catch J Mont on the WSOW, WGWF, PWE, IIW, Tata Fenix Charity Event and many more.]