Post by allenchaney on Sept 27, 2022 20:28:49 GMT -5
BASICS
Handler Name: Allen
Twitter handle (required): @comedianallenc
Character Name: ‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney
Character Age: 34 (September 30th, 1987)
Hometown: Kansas City, MO
Pic Base or Description: Kevin Owens/Steen.
Height & Weight: 6’4, 315 lbs.
GEAR
Entrance Attire: Same as ring gear, occasionally with the addition of a likely unwashed 'PWE' hoodie. Everyone knows hoodies only have to be in the laundry every couple weeks.
Ring Gear: A sleeveless tee bearing the bloodstained smiley ‘Comedian’ logo from Watchmen, Black basketball shorts with a yellow stripe down each leg starting at the hip. The text ‘SETUP’ in black text on the left stripe and ‘PUNCHLINE’ on the other. Basic black wrestling boots with yellow accents. Basic black kneepads. Taped hands.
If you've ever seen the work uniform of someone who's been working somewhere for a while and never bothered to get new clothes that whole time, Allen's gear has that kind of feel. Not that it's dirty or anything (Allen is a professional) but you can see a few tears and holes that may have been patched up and a lot of scuffs on his boots. When you wear all black you don't have to worry too much about blood stains.
Merchandise Description: Shirts with the bloody smiley logo with the text NO LAUGHING MATTER on the back in yellow text. Also little pins with some cute artwork of his cat, Bill. People like Bill.
MUSIC
Entrance Music (link): ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ by ol Dirty Bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB1RYVMBqQg
RING ENTRANCE
Entrance Description (250 words max):
The Richard Pryor quote followed by the piano intro of ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ plays and Allen emerges from the curtain.
‘Ooh, baby, I like it raw x4’
Allen stops and looks around the crowd with a smirk until there is a change in attitude. He leans down to slam his fists on the ramp before popping up to release what can only be described as a roar.
'Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can take it away
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad’
Allen walks down the ramp, stopping every few steps to talk to fans about how his opponent has no clue what they're in for or how they smell like baked milk or how he saw them changing backstage and one of their testicles is comically bigger than the other.
‘Wu-Tang Killer Bees on a swarm
Rain on ya college ass, disco dorm
For you to even touch my skill
You gotta have the one killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill now
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground
For any MC in any 52 states
I get psycho killer, Norman Bates'
Allen marches up the ring steps and enters the ring, giving the referee a friendly pat on the back before going to his corner and sitting down focused but also kind of vibing to his own music.
STYLE
Wrestler Style: Power/brawling with surprise flying Fatboi powers
Finisher & Description:
The Punchline- Awful Waffle/Omega Driver
Desperation Finisher & Description:
Heckler Control- Leaping curb stomp
STORY
Biography (500 word max):
A former five-time World Champion (and current PWE Excellence Champion). Allen Chaney was trained by Johnny Maverick and unleashed on the AOWF finding early success as both a Wrestler and a Standup comedian known for his humorous take on the wrestling industry. Optimistic at the start, failed relationships, failed gigs, and the cancellation of a sitcom he starred in and was credited as head writer of have left Allen bitter and cynical. With COVID dashing any chance he had of making a return to standup or even getting his job as a nightclub bouncer back, Allen made his return to pro wrestling in OATH Pro Wrestling, establishing what he called the beginning of his 'Must-See Massacre', an effort to prove to the world he could pull in ratings by being the most insufferable and terrible human imaginable.
The real Allen suffers from crippling anxiety and used his bad attitude as a means to keep others away from him, preferring a self-imposed isolation to being social with anyone aside from his cat and his very limited social circle. His time in PWE saw a merging of both the ‘real’ Allen and the Allen often presented on television, Allen baring his soul in a promo he called the ‘Season Finale’ where he reveals his anxiety, panic attacks, and the fact that he was diagnosed with mild autism at a young age.
Near the end of PWE’s first season, Allen won the Olla-Rumble and found himself in the spotlight as the Number one contender to the Excellence Championship. Allen was openly terrified of being exposed to this degree but grew to enjoy that fear and even seemed to be opening up to members of the roster as a friend before it closed down. Allen seems to be very different than he was a year ago, making attempts to be a nicer individual in general outside of the ring. He won the Excellence Championship during PWE's season 2 premiere and claims this is 'just the beginning' of 'Sweeps'.
Despite baring his soul and becoming (to most eyes) something of a better person, Allen still tends to try and ‘roast’ his opponents as he wants whoever he is fighting to be angry at him. His skewed sense of honor means he wants the best fight he can get out of any of his opponents even if he has to piss them off to get it. He also frames his on-camera life as a 'sitcom' as a means of pointing out the oddities of the world of Pro Wrestling.
PERSONALITY
Heel, Face, or Tweener: Face, I guess?
Likes (list 3):
1.His Cat, Bill.
2. Putting shitty people through tables.
3. Grammy-Award Winning 1999 Hit Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
Dislikes (list 3):
1.Onions. They’re gross.
2. Hacks and Hecklers
3. His therapist (only because he is right all the time and calls Allen on his bullshit)
Catchphrase: “Setup. Punchline.”
Handler Name: Allen
Twitter handle (required): @comedianallenc
Character Name: ‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney
Character Age: 34 (September 30th, 1987)
Hometown: Kansas City, MO
Pic Base or Description: Kevin Owens/Steen.
Height & Weight: 6’4, 315 lbs.
GEAR
Entrance Attire: Same as ring gear, occasionally with the addition of a likely unwashed 'PWE' hoodie. Everyone knows hoodies only have to be in the laundry every couple weeks.
Ring Gear: A sleeveless tee bearing the bloodstained smiley ‘Comedian’ logo from Watchmen, Black basketball shorts with a yellow stripe down each leg starting at the hip. The text ‘SETUP’ in black text on the left stripe and ‘PUNCHLINE’ on the other. Basic black wrestling boots with yellow accents. Basic black kneepads. Taped hands.
If you've ever seen the work uniform of someone who's been working somewhere for a while and never bothered to get new clothes that whole time, Allen's gear has that kind of feel. Not that it's dirty or anything (Allen is a professional) but you can see a few tears and holes that may have been patched up and a lot of scuffs on his boots. When you wear all black you don't have to worry too much about blood stains.
Merchandise Description: Shirts with the bloody smiley logo with the text NO LAUGHING MATTER on the back in yellow text. Also little pins with some cute artwork of his cat, Bill. People like Bill.
MUSIC
Entrance Music (link): ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ by ol Dirty Bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB1RYVMBqQg
RING ENTRANCE
Entrance Description (250 words max):
The Richard Pryor quote followed by the piano intro of ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ plays and Allen emerges from the curtain.
‘Ooh, baby, I like it raw x4’
Allen stops and looks around the crowd with a smirk until there is a change in attitude. He leans down to slam his fists on the ramp before popping up to release what can only be described as a roar.
'Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can take it away
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad’
Allen walks down the ramp, stopping every few steps to talk to fans about how his opponent has no clue what they're in for or how they smell like baked milk or how he saw them changing backstage and one of their testicles is comically bigger than the other.
‘Wu-Tang Killer Bees on a swarm
Rain on ya college ass, disco dorm
For you to even touch my skill
You gotta have the one killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill now
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground
For any MC in any 52 states
I get psycho killer, Norman Bates'
Allen marches up the ring steps and enters the ring, giving the referee a friendly pat on the back before going to his corner and sitting down focused but also kind of vibing to his own music.
STYLE
Wrestler Style: Power/brawling with surprise flying Fatboi powers
Finisher & Description:
The Punchline- Awful Waffle/Omega Driver
Desperation Finisher & Description:
Heckler Control- Leaping curb stomp
STORY
Biography (500 word max):
A former five-time World Champion (and current PWE Excellence Champion). Allen Chaney was trained by Johnny Maverick and unleashed on the AOWF finding early success as both a Wrestler and a Standup comedian known for his humorous take on the wrestling industry. Optimistic at the start, failed relationships, failed gigs, and the cancellation of a sitcom he starred in and was credited as head writer of have left Allen bitter and cynical. With COVID dashing any chance he had of making a return to standup or even getting his job as a nightclub bouncer back, Allen made his return to pro wrestling in OATH Pro Wrestling, establishing what he called the beginning of his 'Must-See Massacre', an effort to prove to the world he could pull in ratings by being the most insufferable and terrible human imaginable.
The real Allen suffers from crippling anxiety and used his bad attitude as a means to keep others away from him, preferring a self-imposed isolation to being social with anyone aside from his cat and his very limited social circle. His time in PWE saw a merging of both the ‘real’ Allen and the Allen often presented on television, Allen baring his soul in a promo he called the ‘Season Finale’ where he reveals his anxiety, panic attacks, and the fact that he was diagnosed with mild autism at a young age.
Near the end of PWE’s first season, Allen won the Olla-Rumble and found himself in the spotlight as the Number one contender to the Excellence Championship. Allen was openly terrified of being exposed to this degree but grew to enjoy that fear and even seemed to be opening up to members of the roster as a friend before it closed down. Allen seems to be very different than he was a year ago, making attempts to be a nicer individual in general outside of the ring. He won the Excellence Championship during PWE's season 2 premiere and claims this is 'just the beginning' of 'Sweeps'.
Despite baring his soul and becoming (to most eyes) something of a better person, Allen still tends to try and ‘roast’ his opponents as he wants whoever he is fighting to be angry at him. His skewed sense of honor means he wants the best fight he can get out of any of his opponents even if he has to piss them off to get it. He also frames his on-camera life as a 'sitcom' as a means of pointing out the oddities of the world of Pro Wrestling.
PERSONALITY
Heel, Face, or Tweener: Face, I guess?
Likes (list 3):
1.His Cat, Bill.
2. Putting shitty people through tables.
3. Grammy-Award Winning 1999 Hit Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
Dislikes (list 3):
1.Onions. They’re gross.
2. Hacks and Hecklers
3. His therapist (only because he is right all the time and calls Allen on his bullshit)
Catchphrase: “Setup. Punchline.”